Some humor- Dash for the Cash.. in Stilettos?

This article caught my eye today as I was looking for something fun to post. A race with the motto 'Shopping is a Sport' where women race in heels of 3.5" MINIMUM. Can you imagine? My collection of hiking boots, running shoes and other clunky flats would straight out DQ me any day. I do have a pair of heels in a box somewhere- last time I wore them, I walked home barefoot.

At least wikiHow gives you some pointers in technique. I'll leave this one to the more competitive shoppers out there!

That is as much fun as my friend's email showing how to tell when your feet stink: